The Last Redemption
The Last Redemption is a Global Event released on April 26, 2019.
Timeline
- Released: April 26, 2019
- Rerun: May 8, 2020
- Rerun: June 4, 2021
Flavor Text
May 8, 2020 Rerun
Far from Pangea, in a world filled with peace and harmony, the Elder Gods reside. The Forgers of Existence and The Conductors of Eternal Life, they sleep and dream of a better tomorrow, and they are not to be disturbed.
April 26, 2019 Release
Sir, let me remind you that today we celebrate the resurrection of the Old Gods. I must say, I see some familiar faces outside your castle. They are rioting, sir.Featured Heroes
June 4, 2021 Rerun
Legendary | Epic | Rare | Faction | Type | Gender |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Miss Lapin | Lucky Rabbit | Bunny | |||
Tortulus, the Wise One | Turtle Teacher | Sage Disciple | |||
Ysh'Tmala, The Old God | Terror From Below | Flesh Spawn |
May 8, 2020 Rerun
Legendary | Epic | Rare | Faction | Type | Gender |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Miss Lapin | Lucky Rabbit | Bunny | |||
Tortulus, the Wise One | Turtle Teacher | Sage Disciple | |||
Ysh'Tmala, The Old God | Terror From Below | Flesh Spawn |
April 26, 2019 Release
Legendary | Epic | Rare | Faction | Type | Gender |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Miss Lapin | Lucky Rabbit | Bunny | |||
Ysh'Tmala, The Old God | Terror From Below | Flesh Spawn | |||
Tortulus, the Wise One (new) | Turtle Teacher (new) | Sage Disciple (new) |
Chapter Requirements
June 4, 2021 Rerun
- Victory over Players with specified Warlord: ?
- Hero Promotion of specified Hero: Ysh'Tmala, The Old God
May 8, 2020 Rerun
- Victory over Players with specified Warlord: ?
- Hero Promotion of specified Hero: Ysh'Tmala, The Old God
April 26, 2019 Release
- Victory over Players with specified Warlord: ?
- Hero Promotion of specified Hero: Tortulus, the Wise One
Heroes Update (May 8, 2020)
Source: Facebook
Changes in health and attack:
- (1 star) Before: 4 attack and 27 health. After: 9 attack and 29 health.
- (2 star) Before: 7 attack and 40 health. After: 14 attack and 43 health.
- (3 star) Before: 11 attack and 66 health. After: 27 attack and 74 health.
- (4 star) Before: 18 attack and 108 health. After: 42 attack and 117 health.
- (5 star) Before: 30 attack and 169 health. After: 66 attack and 182 health.
- (6 star) Before: 70 attack and 257 health. After: 98 attack and 277 health.
3rd ability changes:
- (1 star) No changes
- (2 star) Before: starts of turn +14 health to allies. After: starts of turn +16 health to allies.
- (3 star) Before: starts of turn +21 health to allies. After: starts of turn +27 health to allies.
- (4 star) Before: starts of turn +33 health to allies. After: starts of turn +42 health to allies.
- (5 star) Before: starts of turn +52 health to allies. After: starts of turn +61 health to allies.
- (6 star) Before: starts of turn +79 health to allies. After: starts of turn +88 health to allies.
1st ability changes:
- (1 star) No changes
- (2 star) No changes
- (3 star) Before: end of turn: gives +10 pierce to ranged allies. After: end of turn: gives +14 pierce to ranged allies.
- (4 star) Before: end of turn: gives +16 pierce to ranged allies. After: end of turn: gives +22 pierce to ranged allies.
- (5 star) Before: end of turn: gives +25 pierce to ranged allies. After: end of turn: gives +32 pierce to ranged allies.
- (6 star) Before: end of turn: gives +38 pierce to ranged allies. After: end of turn: gives +46 pierce to ranged allies.
Event Dialogue
Chapter 1
Bunny
Bunny: Brothers and sisters! It is time to speak freely!
Lord Protector: What is it, an AA meeting?
Bunny: Your arrogance enraged us! We are here to end your reign!
Lord Protector: How? Could you be more specific, please?
Bunny: We are here to kill you, Lord Protector!
Lord Protector: That’s much better. Thanks.
...
Lord Protector: C’mon, people. The show’s over. Go about your business.
Bunny: Someone has to stand up to the power of this world!
Bunny: Someone has to change the way it works!
Bunny: The Young Gods shall decide the fate of humanity! Not you!
Lord Protector: Go and preach someplace else, alright?
Turtle
Turtle: It seems to me that you’ve lost your power over this fine nation.
Lord Protector: You think you'd do this better than me?
Turtle: No. I want to help you. And yes, I know that there’s a hidden portal to the Elder Gods realm in this glorious castle of yours.
Lord Protector: Looks like you forgot to take your pills, old man.
...
Turtle: You can't stop them.
Lord Protector: At least, I'm not going senile.
Stranger
Stranger: Do you feel it, Lord Protector?
Stranger: Sends shivers down your spine, doesn’t it?
Lord Protector: All I feel is disappointment.
Stranger: Oh, you should feel it as well. After all, the world is ending and there’s nothing you can do.
...
Lord Protector: Who are you?
Stranger: I am always in front and never behind. What am I?
Lord Protector: Oh, I love riddles! Gimme a moment... Ah! Yes! You’re the bathroom line!
Stranger: Future.
Lord Protector: Yes. A very sad future.
Stranger: What? No. I am the fu... Hey, this is not funny!
Lord Protector: Exactly. Wetting pants is a dubious pleasure. Unless you’re a water bender.
Lord Protector: You’re insane.
Stranger: Am I?
Rioter
Lord Protector: I thought I told you all to leave.
Rioter: We are here to stay, Lord Protector! We won’t leave until you give us what we want!
Lord Protector: You mean punches? Happy to oblige!
...
Rioter: The world does not revolve around you! Look at us! We are the Younger Gods and we are destined to rule Pangea!
Lord Protector: A bunch of psychos if you ask me. There are forces in this world you cannot comprehend.
Rioter: On the contrary! We know about the Elder Gods!
Lord Protector: The Elder Gods is an old myth.
Rioter: Oh yeah? Then what are you hiding from us in that big fortress of yours?
Lord Protector: A stack of adult magazines. What do you care?
Rioter: Soon the truth will be revealed. Everything you’ve done, everyone you care about will perish!
Lord Protector: Yadda yadda kill me yadda yadda destroy. You need to see a therapist, kid. I'm serious!
Old Man
Old Man: They’re getting closer to you every minute.
Old Man: But I can help you. Just take me to the portal.
Lord Protector: What portal?
Old Man: I know there’s a portal to another dimension at your Battle Chamber.
Lord Protector: Is there?
Old Man: Listen to me, boy! You don’t stand a chance against these Younger Gods!
Old Man: I am the only one who can prevent these things from escalating!
Lord Protector: That’s where you’re wrong, old man. Things have already escalated.
...
Lord Protector: So that’s what this is all about. The Younger Gods want to use the portal. Why?
Old Man: Isn’t that obvious? They believe it is their sacred duty to destroy the Elder Gods.
Lord Protector: Ha! Nobody can destroy the Elder Gods... Right?
Old Man: Do nothing and you will see.
Lord Protector: Hm. I think I can’t let them use that portal.
Old Man: The Younger Gods are getting stronger even as we speak. You won’t hold for long.
Lord Protector: Wanna bet?
Chapter 2
Riddle Guy
Lord Protector: Hey, the riddle guy. Look, I need to lock down my quarters, so the crazies won’t break in.
Lord Protector: I think I might require your help.
Riddle Guy: Sorry. Not interested.
Lord Protector: Oh, come on! We're talking about the fate of the Universe!
Riddle Guy: I have seen all the possible outcomes. Trust me, this is not going to end well.
Lord Protector: You can see the future? Now I get it! Then tell me, how do I win this time?
Riddle Guy: This time... You don’t.
...
Lord Protector: I bet you didn't predict me kicking your butt!
Riddle Guy: Of course, I did. I am the Foreseer.
Lord Protector: Yeah. And I’m a sushi chef.
Riddle Guy: Are you mocking me?
Lord Protector: With so much at stake, it helps to have a sense of humor, you know.
Riddle Guy: Then I’ll keep my mouth shut from now on.
Lord Protector: Finally! I think we'll end up being good pals, you and I!
Kid
Lord Protector: What’s your problem with the Elder Gods?
Kid: They let innocent people die! Who decides who needs to be saved? Everyone deserves a second chance!
Lord Protector: And yet you want to arouse the Forgers of Existence. Do you know what happens when they wake up? Everything dies.
Kid: I don’t care about the world!
Lord Protector: A bit hypocritical, aren't you?
...
Lord Protector: Kid, please. You have no idea what forces you are messing with.
Kid: Pangea is full of flaws. Someone has to fix it.
Lord Protector: Fix it how? By blowing it up? Makes sense, duh.
Kid: We are ready to do whatever it takes!
Lord Protector: Good for you. I'll go cancel my Patflix subsciption. Won't need them no more.
Grandpa
Grandpa: The clock is ticking, son.
Lord Protector: Good news then. It means that it's not broken.
Grandpa: Give me the keys to your portal.
Lord Protector: Never.
Grandpa: Come on! I will keep them in a much safer place, Lord Protector.
Lord Protector: I know such a place. And I intend to kick it!
...
Lord Protector: You really know a safer place, huh?
Grandpa: Yes. I’ve been preparing my entire life for this.
Lord Protector: You mean, the apocalypse?
Grandpa: The Awakening. The Elder Gods will rise. We need to seal the portal.
Lord Protector: Fine. Take the keys.
Grandpa: Really?
Lord Protector: Nope.
Foreseer
Foreseer: I can sense your fear even from where I’m standing.
Lord Protector: Shut up. I’m trying to think.
Foreseer: Ah. Yes. Thinking is so much easier than running away, scared like a lamb.
Foreseer: You know, because this is exactly what you’re going to do in an hour or so.
Lord Protector: You don’t know me.
Foreseer: Of course, I do! I know everything!
...
Lord Protector: If you’re so smart, tell me how to seal the portal.
Foreseer: Destroy the keys.
Lord Protector: Right. Hm. What a strange alloy. Maybe I can melt it down...
Foreseer: Unlikely. You don’t have time for that.
Lord Protector: You’re not helping, man!
Foreseer: Admit it. You’ve already lost. There’s nothing you can do to prevent the inevitable.
Lord Protector: Hopefully I can still shut your mouth with my fist.
Thief
Thief: I know what you’re thinking.
Thief: You think that I’m surrounded and I remain still, waiting patiently for my own demise.
Thief: Here's the bad news. Patience has never been my strongest suit!
...
Lord Protector: You could have tried to break in earlier. Why now, all of a sudden?
Thief: You don’t realize how miserable this world is...
Lord Protector: Yeah, cut the crap, will ya? Something must have happened recently to you. Why are you so obsessed with the Elder Gods?
Thief: Once... I had a sister. Not by blood, not anything like that. But she was my world.
Thief: ...And she made a mistake. And now... Now she’s gone and...
Lord Protector: You want to bring your sister back. And you think that the Elder Gods may help you with that.
Thief: If not, I will kill every single one of them! I’ll take their power to redesign Pangea!
Thief: I will bring Cat back.
Lord Protector: Let her go, kid. Just... Let her go.
Thief: I will... But first tell me. Have you seen your keys lately?
Lord Protector: What? I... Crap! Someone from your crew must have stolen them!
Chapter 3
Wise One
Wise One: I told you this would happen! BUT NO, NOBODY EVER LISTENS TO ME!
Lord Protector: Could you speak a bit louder, please? I can’t hear you!
Wise One: I should have taken the keys! Now we are all DOOMED!
Wise One: I guess that child was right. You deserve to BURN!
...
Lord Protector: Come on, old man. We need to find that kid before she uses the portal.
Wise One: Go without me... I can’t breathe!
Lord Protector: Sorry, grandpa. I can’t deal with your anxiety attacks right now. See you soon!
Cthulhu
Lord Protector: Have you seen the rabbit?
Cthulhu: She is gone.
Lord Protector: You talking about the future again? C’mon, man, live the present! Even for a little bit.
Cthulhu: She used the portal.
Lord Protector: Thank goodness, I made a spare key!
Lord Protector: What are you waiting for? Let's go save the Universe and stuff!
Cthulhu: This is not what the future holds for you.
...
Cthulhu: You still don’t get it, do you?
Lord Protector: You mean Reddit or TikTok?
Cthulhu: The things have already been set in motion. All we can do is watch.
Lord Protector: Never been a couch fan. I’ll go after the kid.
Cthulhu: But what’s the point?
Lord Protector: You love riddles. That’s another riddle for you.
Lapin
Lord Protector: Hey, kid!
Lapin: Silence! I can sense their presence. A cosmic deity that twists our reality in ways beyond our comprehension.
Lord Protector: Hm. This place looks exactly like Pangea to me. Just smells worse.
Lord Protector: Anyway, it’s too dangerous to be here. I’m here to take you home.
Lapin: No! First, I must find the Elder Gods!
Lord Protector: I wish your friend never died. That would spare us from another battle.
...
Lapin: Cat... Where are you?
Lord Protector: She’s gone, kid.
Lapin: She deserves a second chance! If only you had known her...
Lord Protector: ...The past must stay in the past. Let’s get you home.
Tortulus
Lord Protector: How you doing, old man? Still angry at me?
Tortulus: No... It can’t be! How are you still alive?
Lord Protector: Looks like you were wrong. Again.
Tortulus: I don’t believe you. This is some kind of a trick. You’re the Elder God!
Lord Protector: Wh... What?
Tortulus: Yes! You’ve disguised yourself as Lord Protector. But I’m not that easily fooled!
...
Lord Protector?: How about a little secret, old man?
Lord Protector?: You were right.
Lord Protector?: See, I’m not the real Lord Protector. My name is Ysh’Tmala. I am the Elder God. The sole survivor of my kind.
Tortulus: I... I knew it. But where’s the real Lord Protector now?
Lord Protector?: He’s back at my place, still trying to convince that little bunny to go home.
Lord Protector?: Anyhoo, time to deal with him. For real this time. Then Pangea will burn.
Tortulus: Why are you doing this?
Lord Protector?: Why indeed? Maybe this is who I am. Haven’t you heard about me? The God of Madness?
Tortulus: He will stop you.
Lord Protector?: Yes, about that. Imagine how surprised he'll be when he sees my real face!
Ysh'Tmala
Ysh'Tmala: Riddle me this. What begins but has no end and is the ending of all that begins?
Ysh'Tmala: The correct answer is coming at you, dear Lord Protector.
Lord Protector: Is there something else you want to share with me?
Ysh'Tmala: Oh, but I gave you so many hints and clues... Fine. Ysh’Tmala is my name. The last Elder God.
Lord Protector: You were stalking me. Why?
Ysh'Tmala: Frankly, I was bored out of my mind. I woke up and there was nothing... Nothing!
Ysh'Tmala: My brothers were dead, and I lost all my power. Years in solitude made me a bit... Cranky, to say the least.
Ysh'Tmala: So I peeped into your world, looking for a way to restore myself. And I found you.
Ysh'Tmala: When I drain your power, Pangea will descend into madness.
Lord Protector: It already has. They have me as their Lord Protector, pal.
...
Ysh'Tmala: You know, for a moment I thought I was a goner... Then I met you.
Ysh'Tmala: You people are so naïve. You want to believe that there are some ancient gods to watch over you.
Lord Protector: Never met gods. Only freaks consumed by lust for power.
Lord Protector: You said that you can see the future. In the future, will Pangea be mine?
Ysh'Tmala: Yes.
Lord Protector: I’ll be a good ruler, right?
Ysh'Tmala: You expect an honest answer?
Ysh'Tmala: A word of advice. Do not consider yourself to be better than others.
Lord Protector: I'm not. I'm just trying to do whatever I have to. Like the rest of us.
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