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Victory over Players with specified Warlord: ?
Hero Promotion of specified Hero: Amaterasu, Eternal Sun Madman
Assassin
Assassin: Askarah! What is this place and who are you?
Lord Protector: It's called Pangea. I'm the Lord Protector of these lands.
Assassin: If you're Protector, then who's going to protect you?
...
Assassin: You are strong. I might need your help.
Lord Protector: Listen, lady, I'm in no mood for fighting. Got a clown to catch.
Assassin: Go. But know this, Protector. We'll meet again. Cesar
Lord Protector: Jester. You won't get far.
Cesar: WhY aRe yOu sO sUrE aBoUt tHaT?
Lord Protector: Because I'm taking you back to the asylum.
Cesar: aSyLuM? sO bOrInG, aS uSuAl! cAtCh mE FiRsT!
...
Lord Protector: This is it. You're going down.
Cesar: nOt sO fAsT! wHaT aBoUt dEsSeRt?
Lord Protector: Talk to that crazy electrician about that. You'll be good roomies back in the asylum. Egomaniac
Egomaniac: There is no prison good enough to hold me!
Lord Protector: Such a huge ego for a nut.
Lord Protector: On the other hand, it's a thing all the madmen have in common.
Egomaniac: I'm not a madman! And I'm going to prove it!
...
Lord Protector: Where's Jester? Did you let him go?
Egomaniac: He is just another victim of your unfair judgement.
Lord Protector: He's dangerous. He will kill dozens if I don't stop him.
Lord Protector: Tell me! Where did he go? Clan Lady
Clan Lady: The Eternal Sun sentenced Mjolnir to die.
Clan Lady: Don't make it personal, Protector. This is our way.
Lord Protector: Your way out of Pangea.
...
Lord Protector: What is the Eternal Sun?
Clan Lady: This is... My clan. We have a mission.
Lord Protector: Tell me about it. Jack
Mjolnir
Mjolnir: Stay out of this poor clown or witness my power!
Lord Protector: You know... You're getting annoying, old man.
Mjolnir: Old man? Do you even realize how ancient am I?
Lord Protector: Enough to spend ten more years in the asylum!
...
Mjolnir: Don't you see it? I am immortal! Huntress
Lord Protector: I know you consider killing Mjolnir to be your duty.
Lord Protector: But Pangea is not a place for bounty hunters.
Huntress: We are not bounty hunters. We are Sanctum Officium.
Lord Protector: Right. Still, I don't do killings.
...
Huntress: Just let us do our job! He must die!
Lord Protector: Or what?
Huntress: Or the entire Pangea will perish!
Lord Protector: I don't think so. Get lost! Heath
Heath: dO yOu kNoW wHy I LeT yOu wIn aLL tHe tImE?
Lord Protector: Because I'm better than you?
Heath: HeLL nO. wHo dO yOu tHiNk yOu aRe? DaNiEl DaY-LeWis?
Heath: nO... I LeT yOu wIn bEcAuSe yOuR sEnSe oF jUsTiCe wOn'T LeT yOu KiLL mE.
Lord Protector: So we'll just keep fighting until one of us dies? Is that what you're saying?
Heath: LeT's FiNd oUt! hAhAhAhAhA!
...
Lord Protector: Your jokes are getting old, Jester. Give this up.
Heath: YoU rEaLLy tHiNk I hAvE nOtHiNg uP mY sLeEvE?
Lord Protector: What's that supposed to mean?
Heath: I'm nOt yOuR bIgGeSt pRoBLeM tOdAy, LoRd PrOtEcToR.
Heath: NoT eVeRyOnE iN hErE iS cRaZy!
Lord Protector: What are you talking about?!
Heath: hAhAhAhAhA! Electric Man
Lord Protector: I had enough of you, Mjolnir. You're going back to where you belong.
Electric Man: You've seen what I'm capable of. And still... You refuse to see the obvious.
Electric Man: Fine. If you survive this battle, I'll share something with you.
...
Electric Man: Now I think you deserve the truth.
Electric Man: I'm not crazy. I'm an avatar for the ancient god.
Lord Protector: I find this very hard to believe, man.
Electric Man: Perhaps, it'll be easier if I show you my visions... Judge
Jared
Jared: WaNnA kNoW hOw tHiS iS gOiNg tO eNd?
Lord Protector: It's all going to end in your defeat, Jester.
Jared: In oNe hUgE bLoOdY mEsS!
...
Jared: WAiT. StOp mE iF yOu'Ve hEaRd tHiS oNe.
Jared: LoRd PrOtEcToR cOmEs bAcK tO PaNgEa...
Lord Protector: Shut up. I have no time for your jokes.
Jared: SuCh a pArTy-pOoPeR! God of Thunder
God of Thunder: At last! For the first time in 10 years, I'm free of the sense of dread and despair.
God of Thunder: Lord Protector, witness me destroying everything the oppressors built to keep me on a leash!
Lord Protector: So the prophecies were right. You are the harbringer of doom.
God of Thunder: Freedom never comes easy. But it's all over, a new society will arise!
...
God of Thunder: You are just like them... Another oppressor trying to keep things under control.
God of Thunder: But there's no control, Lord Protector. You should know it by now.
Lord Protector: Oh, I know. That's why I keep protecting my home. Aisha Al Ryaah
Lord Protector: I got this sorted out, Aisha. You may leave now.
Aisha Al Ryaah: I'd love to... But you humiliated me in front of my warriors.
Aisha Al Ryaah: For that I will punish you with death.
Lord Protector: Look, you were right. Let's not do anything we both will regret about.
Aisha Al Ryaah: You should've thought about this earlier!
Aisha Al Ryaah: Before you put me in a dungeon with rats and cockroaches!
...
Lord Protector: Who let you out of the dungeons, Aisha?
Aisha Al Ryaah: That white-faced punk. He blew up the dungeons.
Lord Protector: You look a bit pale... Are you feeling all right?
Aisha Al Ryaah: I... haha... I feel dizzy. And my warriors... They're... Haha...
Lord Protector: Oh, crap.
Aisha Al Ryaah: hAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhA!
Lord Protector: He poisoned you.
Aisha Al Ryaah: hAhAhAhA pLeAsE mAkE iT sToP hElP mEhEhEhEhAhAhA!
Lord Protector: I'm gonna inject you with something. I hope this works.
Lord Protector: There. You feel better now?
Aisha Al Ryaah: ha... Haha... I... Find this... Shkarah... And put an end to this. Joaquin
Lord Protector: You used Mjolnir as distraction to poison people of Pangea.
Joaquin: i DiDn'T pOiSoN nO oNe! YoU sEe, iT's aLL iN tHe wAtEr!
Lord Protector: I get it. You've drugged the water. I need an antidote.
Joaquin: wHy? tHeRe aRe sO mAnY sAd pEoPlE iN hErE.
Joaquin: I'm jUsT mAkInG tHeM fOrGeT aBoUt aLL tHeIr tRoUbLeS!
Lord Protector: The only trouble they know is you, Jester!
...
Joaquin: hAhAhAhAhAhAhA! WhEn WiILL yOu rEaLiZe tHaT tHe oNly wAy tO sToP mE...
Joaquin: ...iS tO kILL mE?
Lord Protector: Perhaps, you're right. It's too late for the asylum now.
Joaquin: W-what?
Lord Protector: Yeah. Maybe this time I'll put you in the 13th Sector of the Lower Worlds.
Lord Protector: There are innocent souls in there waiting for a payback.
Lord Protector: You'll love it there.
Joaquin: N-no! P-please, Lord Protector! You can't do this to me! They'll tear me apart!
Lord Protector: Not my problem anymore.
Joaquin: Okay, okay! You win! Here's the antidote. Now take me back to the asylum!
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Announcement
The Last Laugh is an Order themed Global Event released on January 3, 2020.
Timeline
- Released: January 3, 2020
- Rerun: June 18, 2021
Flavor Text
January 3, 2020 Release
Hello, Pangea! Here's Jester, and I'm ready to play a prank on you again! I have something special on the menu for you today. Well, let's see... Oh, yes! A crazy old man... and the girl with the fan. All right, I'll leave you to it. I've got important things to do myself! Have fun! Ha-ha-ha!Featured Heroes
June 18, 2021 Rerun
 Legendary
|
 Epic
|
 Rare
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Faction | Type | Gender |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Amaterasu, Eternal Sun | Sayuki | Fan Dancer | |||
| Mjolnir, Lightning God | Keeper of Storm | Thunder | |||
| Bravi, Deadly Blade | Crazy Harlequin | Jester-Killer |
January 3, 2020 Release
| Legendary
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Epic
|
Rare
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Faction | Type | Gender |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bravi, Deadly Blade | Crazy Harlequin | Jester-Killer | |||
| Mjolnir, Lightning God | Keeper of Storm | Thunder | |||
| Amaterasu, Eternal Sun (new) | Sayuki (new) | Fan Dancer (new) |
Chapter Requirements
June 18, 2021 Rerun
- Victory over Players with specified Warlord: ?
- Hero Promotion of specified Hero: Bravi, Deadly Blade
January 3, 2020 Release
Event Dialogue
Chapter 1
Madman: For ten years I've been locked up in the isolation chamber.
Madman: Calling me names. Torturing me. But now I hear the voice of thunder.
Madman: It sings to me. Calls out to me. Fills me with power...
Lord Protector: You'd better listen to the voice of reason.
...
Lord Protector: He's more powerful than I remember. But not as powerful as I am.
Assassin: Askarah! What is this place and who are you?
Lord Protector: It's called Pangea. I'm the Lord Protector of these lands.
Assassin: If you're Protector, then who's going to protect you?
...
Assassin: You are strong. I might need your help.
Lord Protector: Listen, lady, I'm in no mood for fighting. Got a clown to catch.
Assassin: Go. But know this, Protector. We'll meet again.
Lord Protector: Jester. You won't get far.
Cesar: WhY aRe yOu sO sUrE aBoUt tHaT?
Lord Protector: Because I'm taking you back to the asylum.
Cesar: aSyLuM? sO bOrInG, aS uSuAl! cAtCh mE FiRsT!
...
Lord Protector: This is it. You're going down.
Cesar: nOt sO fAsT! wHaT aBoUt dEsSeRt?
Lord Protector: Talk to that crazy electrician about that. You'll be good roomies back in the asylum.
Egomaniac: There is no prison good enough to hold me!
Lord Protector: Such a huge ego for a nut.
Lord Protector: On the other hand, it's a thing all the madmen have in common.
Egomaniac: I'm not a madman! And I'm going to prove it!
...
Lord Protector: Where's Jester? Did you let him go?
Egomaniac: He is just another victim of your unfair judgement.
Lord Protector: He's dangerous. He will kill dozens if I don't stop him.
Lord Protector: Tell me! Where did he go?
Clan Lady: The Eternal Sun sentenced Mjolnir to die.
Clan Lady: Don't make it personal, Protector. This is our way.
Lord Protector: Your way out of Pangea.
...
Lord Protector: What is the Eternal Sun?
Clan Lady: This is... My clan. We have a mission.
Lord Protector: Tell me about it.
Chapter 2
Jack: hEhEhEhEhEhE!
Lord Protector: What's so funny, clown?
Jack: wE LiVe iN SoCiEtY!
Mjolnir: Stay out of this poor clown or witness my power!
Lord Protector: You know... You're getting annoying, old man.
Mjolnir: Old man? Do you even realize how ancient am I?
Lord Protector: Enough to spend ten more years in the asylum!
...
Mjolnir: Don't you see it? I am immortal!
Lord Protector: I know you consider killing Mjolnir to be your duty.
Lord Protector: But Pangea is not a place for bounty hunters.
Huntress: We are not bounty hunters. We are Sanctum Officium.
Lord Protector: Right. Still, I don't do killings.
...
Huntress: Just let us do our job! He must die!
Lord Protector: Or what?
Huntress: Or the entire Pangea will perish!
Lord Protector: I don't think so. Get lost!
Heath: dO yOu kNoW wHy I LeT yOu wIn aLL tHe tImE?
Lord Protector: Because I'm better than you?
Heath: HeLL nO. wHo dO yOu tHiNk yOu aRe? DaNiEl DaY-LeWis?
Heath: nO... I LeT yOu wIn bEcAuSe yOuR sEnSe oF jUsTiCe wOn'T LeT yOu KiLL mE.
Lord Protector: So we'll just keep fighting until one of us dies? Is that what you're saying?
Heath: LeT's FiNd oUt! hAhAhAhAhA!
...
Lord Protector: Your jokes are getting old, Jester. Give this up.
Heath: YoU rEaLLy tHiNk I hAvE nOtHiNg uP mY sLeEvE?
Lord Protector: What's that supposed to mean?
Heath: I'm nOt yOuR bIgGeSt pRoBLeM tOdAy, LoRd PrOtEcToR.
Heath: NoT eVeRyOnE iN hErE iS cRaZy!
Lord Protector: What are you talking about?!
Heath: hAhAhAhAhA!
Lord Protector: I had enough of you, Mjolnir. You're going back to where you belong.
Electric Man: You've seen what I'm capable of. And still... You refuse to see the obvious.
Electric Man: Fine. If you survive this battle, I'll share something with you.
...
Electric Man: Now I think you deserve the truth.
Electric Man: I'm not crazy. I'm an avatar for the ancient god.
Lord Protector: I find this very hard to believe, man.
Electric Man: Perhaps, it'll be easier if I show you my visions...
Chapter 3
Judge: So you know the truth about Mjolnir.
Judge: Do you believe me now? Do you believe in our cause?
Lord Protector: Who made you a judge? The Court of Doom must decide his fate.
Judge: And where's your court now? Where is it? I see no one here, except our armies.
Lord Protector: They will come. They can't ignore it.
Judge: You still believe in law and order... But there's no law or order here!
...
Lord Protector: I'm locking you up.
Judge: You're making a big mistake, Protector.
Lord Protector: Maybe. Or maybe I'm just being optimistic.
Judge: Your dungeon won't stop Aisha Al Ryaah!
Lord Protector: Wanna bet?
Jared: WaNnA kNoW hOw tHiS iS gOiNg tO eNd?
Lord Protector: It's all going to end in your defeat, Jester.
Jared: In oNe hUgE bLoOdY mEsS!
...
Jared: WAiT. StOp mE iF yOu'Ve hEaRd tHiS oNe.
Jared: LoRd PrOtEcToR cOmEs bAcK tO PaNgEa...
Lord Protector: Shut up. I have no time for your jokes.
Jared: SuCh a pArTy-pOoPeR!
God of Thunder: At last! For the first time in 10 years, I'm free of the sense of dread and despair.
God of Thunder: Lord Protector, witness me destroying everything the oppressors built to keep me on a leash!
Lord Protector: So the prophecies were right. You are the harbringer of doom.
God of Thunder: Freedom never comes easy. But it's all over, a new society will arise!
...
God of Thunder: You are just like them... Another oppressor trying to keep things under control.
God of Thunder: But there's no control, Lord Protector. You should know it by now.
Lord Protector: Oh, I know. That's why I keep protecting my home.
Lord Protector: I got this sorted out, Aisha. You may leave now.
Aisha Al Ryaah: I'd love to... But you humiliated me in front of my warriors.
Aisha Al Ryaah: For that I will punish you with death.
Lord Protector: Look, you were right. Let's not do anything we both will regret about.
Aisha Al Ryaah: You should've thought about this earlier!
Aisha Al Ryaah: Before you put me in a dungeon with rats and cockroaches!
...
Lord Protector: Who let you out of the dungeons, Aisha?
Aisha Al Ryaah: That white-faced punk. He blew up the dungeons.
Lord Protector: You look a bit pale... Are you feeling all right?
Aisha Al Ryaah: I... haha... I feel dizzy. And my warriors... They're... Haha...
Lord Protector: Oh, crap.
Aisha Al Ryaah: hAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhA!
Lord Protector: He poisoned you.
Aisha Al Ryaah: hAhAhAhA pLeAsE mAkE iT sToP hElP mEhEhEhEhAhAhA!
Lord Protector: I'm gonna inject you with something. I hope this works.
Lord Protector: There. You feel better now?
Aisha Al Ryaah: ha... Haha... I... Find this... Shkarah... And put an end to this.
Lord Protector: You used Mjolnir as distraction to poison people of Pangea.
Joaquin: i DiDn'T pOiSoN nO oNe! YoU sEe, iT's aLL iN tHe wAtEr!
Lord Protector: I get it. You've drugged the water. I need an antidote.
Joaquin: wHy? tHeRe aRe sO mAnY sAd pEoPlE iN hErE.
Joaquin: I'm jUsT mAkInG tHeM fOrGeT aBoUt aLL tHeIr tRoUbLeS!
Lord Protector: The only trouble they know is you, Jester!
...
Joaquin: hAhAhAhAhAhAhA! WhEn WiILL yOu rEaLiZe tHaT tHe oNly wAy tO sToP mE...
Joaquin: ...iS tO kILL mE?
Lord Protector: Perhaps, you're right. It's too late for the asylum now.
Joaquin: W-what?
Lord Protector: Yeah. Maybe this time I'll put you in the 13th Sector of the Lower Worlds.
Lord Protector: There are innocent souls in there waiting for a payback.
Lord Protector: You'll love it there.
Joaquin: N-no! P-please, Lord Protector! You can't do this to me! They'll tear me apart!
Lord Protector: Not my problem anymore.
Joaquin: Okay, okay! You win! Here's the antidote. Now take me back to the asylum!
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